Wednesday, August 29, 2007


Best Band Name. Ever.

Wide Stance.

Tip of the hat to Idaho Senator Larry Craig:
...explaining to the police that his foot touched the undercover officer's foot in the next stall because he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."

His "wide stance" claim doesn't stand up:
1.) Undercover agent was seated.
2.) Stall on the right of agent was being used by someone else.

A) Therefore, Craig was in the stall to the left of undercover agent.

3.) Craig tapped his right foot several times as a sign.
4.) Craig's right foot touches left foot of agent inside the agent's stall.

B) Therefore, Craig is SEATED while pushing his right foot under the stall door.
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